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Okay, Boba Fett Likes Some People: Hard Merchandise

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Star Wars Bounty Hunter Wars Hard Merchandise K W JeterWhen you’re Boba Fett (just pretend you are for a second, for fun), only two things matter: staying alive and getting paid lots of money for the work you do.

And why must these things be so very difficult? Bad enough getting chewed up by the Sarlacc, but would it kill the universe to let you pick up where you left off before the whole happy meal fiasco? Why can’t you just walk out of the desert with your dented Mandalorian helmet and most of your skin melted off and start all over again?

It’s probably because you pissed too many people off.

[What’s Xizor got against you at this point, really?]

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